I have scaled these city walls, only to be with you

 My Best Friend's Wedding

Have you seen it?

It is one of my favorite movies. Ever. 

I don't even know why I love it so much, honestly.

It just has everything I could ever want in a RomCom 

 Julia Roberts is amazing. Inspirational. GREAT.

 And Cameron Diaz doesn't mess around.

Problem is: I don't have it anymore.

One time, long ago, I had it in VHS. Is this the stone age? I have long since lost that copy, and now I want the DVD.

Is that too much to ask for? I don't ask for much.

I have searched every store in both Oregon and California.

I really thought I was going to find it the last time I went to Best Buy. It's Best Buy! Don't they have everything?

But, it wasn't there!

I feel like I have left no stone unturned and I still have nothing to show for my work. 

I just ran down the isles of Best Buy singing at the top of my lungs:

Not really, but the thought crossed my mind.